why she is awesome:
(1) she drives me everywhere; in fact will wake up at 7 a.m. to drop me off at the train station
(2) she buys me boba (tapioca or bubble tea for the ignorant)
(3) she forgives me for my cluelessness
(4) she lets me nerd out unapologetically
(5) her ass
(6) shopping is the best with her
(7) she lets me do her hair
(8) she's in the guinness book of records for the "smallest handwriting"
(9) Chuck Norris lost his virginity to her
(10) she's the most generous and loving person. Happy Birthday little one. Go forth and prosper. VAYA CON DIOS! hear hear!
And my response
#1: I
still want to kill you for that.
#2: As long as you buy me boba too.
#3: You let me get away with it too, so I can't be a hypocrite.
#4: Yeah, that's when I tune you out and recede to MY happy place.
#5: Enough said.
#6: Yeah, b/c I end up spending all the money.
#7: It's true, she does my hair. And then she proclaims I have "babe hair" and shoves me out the door.
#8: Hey, it's gotten better. Just b/c YOU can't read it . . . .
#9: He wasn't very good.
#10: Yeah, that's what one has to be to put up w/ all your ADD.
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